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Unlocking the Holy Mysteries – Mass: We Pray Video Game

Posted by John Saddington on Nov 18, 2009

Somewhat (personally) disturbing if this game is actually legit.

Thoughts? Check out the site for more info. Apparently it’ll help bring the family closer, to heaven that is…

But, you have to give it up; the cross controller is freaking EPIC:

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John Saddington

John is the Chief Editor @ The 8BIT Network and Senior Blog Junkie here at ChurchCrunch.He enjoys Triple-Tall Americanos, developing Wordpress Themes, and a few other Random Things.

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38 Responses to “Unlocking the Holy Mysteries – Mass: We Pray Video Game”

  1. @worshiptechie
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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    • human3rror
      Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:28 pm

      you need to pray more, or buy the video game. that'll stop the vomit.

      Reply
  2. dannyjbixby
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    A part of me hopes this is legit.

    The rest of me is busy murdering that part.

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  3. human3rror
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    haha!

    Reply
  4. jstainer
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Any info on whether this is a hoax or real?

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    • human3rror
      Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm

      i'm trying to find it.

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      • jstainer
        Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 9:38 pm

        From everything I have looked at online, this seriously looks real. Unbelievable.

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    • Kyle Reed
      Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 12:44 am

      It seems fake to me. The commercial seemed fake and the idea seems a little fake.

      I am going with fake which then makes it pretty funny.

      Reply
    • joanna
      Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 3:19 am

      It does seem like it could possibly be real

      Reply
  5. Dustin
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    I sure hope this is fake. Like…. wow.

    Reply
  6. human3rror
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    like whoa.

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  7. @philipgrey
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    i think they could really use some more buttons on that thing. hahah

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  8. Kyle Reed
    Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 12:45 am

    I was just waiting for the end piece to say.

    "thought this was ridiculous? Not as ridiculous as church online…."
    Or some kind of slam against the idea of going to church online.

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  9. Dustin
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Seriously.

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  10. joanna
    Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 2:12 am

    So wrong on so many levels. Videogame church? Competitive sacraments? Earning grace points? Earning the right to unlock the holy misteries? Given theological epic fails seem to sell well these days i'm predicting it will be an epic hit.

    If that controler could be adapted to work with other platforms, it would be super awesome for vampire slayer games.

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  11. Bill Whitt
    Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 2:13 am

    "The more you play, the more grace points you collect."

    You should write a seminary paper on the irony in that statement.

    Reply
  12. Paul Steinbrueck
    Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    ROFL! If this wasn't a joke, it is now!

    Reply
  13. @johnotjen
    Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Simply amazing! I am going to play this and watch "Sunday School Musical" for a solid weekend of fun.

    Reply
  14. mike
    Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Did you guys click on the pre-order button on the site?

    Reply
    • human3rror
      Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 2:55 am

      hahah. almost.

      Reply
      • Mike
        Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm

        The pre-order works now, its a EA video game preview.

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        • human3rror
          Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 6:22 pm

          wow. that's unbelievable.

          Reply
  15. Chris
    Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    This game is a hoax. Here's an article talking about it. http://bit.ly/4RxVSJ

    Reply
    • human3rror
      Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 7:05 pm

      word. thanks for letting me know… i knew it.

      Reply

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